Ratings and Reviews

"You look like such a f****g Liberal"

"Not an a**hole"

"You might want to remove that"

"Why is your aesthetic so simple yet so pleasing"

"I thought I saw Toby once, in a crowded space. I tore whole families apart trying to get closer to him. It wasn't Toby though. Just an electrician from Austin. I would stare into Toby's eyes for the rest of my life."

"What an icon"

"You could wait tables with that ass"

"Jeg falder på røven over dit smukke ansigt"

“This Uber driver gave me a ride at no charge! He took me to the wrong house, but he said he was a friend of my mom’s sister’s cousin and gave me free candy, so I appreciate the effort. Docking half a point for the lack of windows in his van, but adding it back for his cool mustache. 9/10.” - Chris 

"You don't get paid enough."

"Hey sure £5 would probably cover it"