Back in '96, the world received the beautiful gift of a new life, an individual full of love and potential, a person capable of moving the stars themselves for the betterment of mankind. Toby was born shortly after this person. 

During this less-than-turbulent time in his life, Toby dedicated himself to his various passions; Bionicles, video games, and television. He on occasion fought with his brother, but they mostly got on like a house that had recently been on fire. These interests have haunted Toby into his young adult years, and show no signs of slowing. Toby owns a second hand 2015 Kopaka Master of Ice figure. 

It was during this year (2015) that Toby learned that his [REDACTED] was around half the national average. Toby's university years were filled with only as much work as was absolutely necessary, and a dedication to his craft of achieving high grades with low stress. He holds a 1st Class Degree in Fine Art and procrastination.

These days, Toby spends his time trying be as attractive as possible. For fun, he makes digital collages, and enjoys people, places, and things. Toby is steadily working toward his goal of achieving either fame, and/or glory in the fine city of Cambridge. Toby is a fan of Fallout 76. One of the tens of fans across the globe, Toby spends his time in '76 making donuts to give to people. 

Toby keeps an UNO reverse card in his underwear at all times. He claims that this is in the event that death arrives to him, he will be able to say 'no u', living forever. Should this plan fail, Toby would prefer for his ashes to be mixed with chocolate milkshake powder, then consumed by an elected tribunal, allowing him to take over a new human host. Applications are now open.